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Content warning: Contains animated blood and gore, comic mischief, fantasy violence, self-injurious behaviour, and strong language. Blood can be disabled from settings menu.

Introduction: What would you sacrifice for glory? What would you give to live on in legend for eternity? Would you lose your legs to Get the Cheese?

Take your place in history as a member of Britain's atheltic elite - a cheese roller. Inspired by a centuries old tradition, Get the Cheese is a race to cross the finish line at the bottom of the hill first to receive a coveted wheel of double Gloucester cheese. 

Try to avoid obstacles, keep your limbs, and out-tumble your rivals to cross the finish line first to Get the Cheese!

Gameplay: Competing against between 10 and 100 other cheese rollers, the aim is to cross the finish line first. 

Controls:

W - Move up the hill

A - Move stage left

S - Move downhill

D - Move stage right

Space - Jump

Esc - Open menu

Settings:

Number of opponents: choose between 2 and 100 rivals. The more rivals, the higher the difficulty. Low end machines may perform better with fewer rivals.

Disable particles: remove blood to improve performance on low end machines.

Credits:

Andy, Dan, Cam & Dean

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Get The Cheese.zip 50 MB

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